There’s An Entitlement Program For That…
What’s great about the welfare state is…
that if you have never worked a day in your life, and you want other people to pay for your expenses so you can maintain your lavish lifestyle… there’s an entitlement program for that:
- Welfare
If you want other people to pay for your food, so you can save your money for beer and cigarettes…there’s and entitlement program for that:
- Food Stamps
If you want to go to college, and you want other people to pay for you to go…there’s an entitlement program for that:
If you have an obese child and you want the taxpayers to teach your kids how to eat right instead of being a responsible parent….there’s an entitlement program for that:
If you want quality health care, but you don’t want to pay for it…there’s and entitlement program for that:
If you bought a house that you couldn’t afford and now you want the taxpayers to pay for it…there’s and entitlement program for that:
If you want Barack Obama to give you some money from his “stash”…there’s an entitlement program for that:
If you want a cellphone and you want someone else to pay the bill…there’s an entitlement program for that:
And if want to live your life entirely dependent on a centralized federal government…there’s a program for that:

Yep, there’s an entitlement program for just about everything. Only from Obama, liberals, and the welfare state.
